Bitchslicer :: Interviewed by Death By Metal Fanzine (May 2006)

This is Chris Olivarez here with King Gary and Shane of one of my favorite bands BITCHSLICER

DBM :: ALL HAIL BITCHSLICER: How does 2006 find bitchslicer ???
King Gary :: 2006 is the best year for us yet !!! I am really exited about the new CD Sex with Sharks which we are almost done recording. We are hopeful that it will be available by august. More Horror, Porn, & Whiskey Soaked Thrash Metal.
Also we are finally going to be hitting the road and touring this summer. NH to DC in June & then Philly to St.Louis in August. I cannot wait !!!
Shane :: 2006 is pretty good it's the first year I've gotten laid since 04.

DBM :: What is the Bitchslicer history ???
King Gary :: Bitchslicer formed in may of 2001. But years earlier I had stolen a chainsaw, spray painted it pink, and sat it on my coffee table. Then one night while I was watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I wrote Bitchslicer down the side of the chainsaw. I think thats really where it all came together. Over the years a ton of my friends have played in the band for a while and then moved on to other things but I figured that the chainsaw story was probably more interesting then going into all of that.
Shane :: well it all started way back in the days of yore when 3 criminally insane refugees (us) decided to bang on rocks and trees while hiding out in the jungles. We then formed the most ruthless thrash metal which we like to refer to as "jungle thrash."

DBM :: I love the songs on myspace, and the songs on your website. How many releases do you have and how can people get copies ???
King Gary :: We Have Recorded 4 Full Length Metal Albums, 7 Noise EPs, A Live CD, A Few Demos, 2 EPs of Acoustic Ballads (just for the ladies), & a Full Length, sort of Country Type Album. (Dont worry though, the country album has necrophilia ballads & a song called Golden Girl Gang Bang. Its not metal but its still bad taste.) Everything that has been released is available at www.worldeaterrecords.com
Shane :: we have releases? Shit that's news to me. I guess you can get one by trading me 3 virgins for one.

DBM :: What is the current goal for Bitchslicer as a band?
King Gary :: To Tour, Record, & Play Thrash Metal as much as possible and then to maybe come back from the grave and do it all over again, but this time as Brain Eating ZOMBIES !!!
Shane :: well we all were kinda thinking about quitting music all together and going to law school. Fuck music law school is where it's at.

DBM :: In closing let me again say i love the Bitchslicer sound, what do fans have to look forward to ? ,and what are your thoughts on the metal scene in general, and any ending comments.
King Gary :: Well First off, Thank You for the Interview!!!
as far as The Metal Scene Goes in General ??? All the Razorback Records Bands are Great !!! Razorback records should take over MTV and then all of the teenage girls who go to the Nsync concert would be in the front at Frightmare & Splatterhouse shows throwing their panties onstage.
Shane :: Fans have this to look forward to smelly dudes who rarely shower, lots of booze, and for the lady fans my cock. Oh yeah.. uh.. metal is good.

www.Bitchslicer.com
www.myspace.com/bitchslicer666

- Chris Olivarez (Death by Metal Fanzine)