It Will End in Pure Horror :: Interviewed by Bitchslicer (August 2006)

Rich Horror ... the last time he stayed at my house he made a short video clip of himself, laying on the floor in our practice room, in front of my guitar amp, sticking a bottle in his ass.

King Gary :: What's your name, where are you from, and what do you do ???
Rich Horror :: I'm Rich. I'm from New Bedford but I moved to Somerville because they have a better class of prostitute over there. I scream, choke and punch myself for It Will End In Pure Horror.

King Gary :: Have you ever watched beastiality porn ???
Rich Horror :: Anyone that says they haven't is a liar and a terrorist. There's something special between a woman and a horse's penis that never fails to bring a tear to my eye. Not nearly as many tears as the woman getting railed has, though. Which is the part that never fails to bring a boner to my crotch.

King Gary :: Would you have sex with a women that you know has sex with animals ???
Rich Horror :: I refuse to allow myself anywhere near a vagina that hasn't known relations with a pit bull's cock.

King Gary :: Do you what the term "knotting" means ???
Rich Horror :: Knotting is what happens to a young lady's forehead after she refuses my sexual advances.

King Gary :: Where does the name It will end in Pure Horror, come from ???
Rich Horror :: There was a batch of heroin going around New Bedford that was labeled 'PURE HORROR'. It was a special batch from the Dominican dealers to take out their white competition that was cut with Ajax and rat poison.

King Gary :: Tell us a little about some of the members of IWEIPH ???
Rich Horror :: Well, our drummer hides digital cameras in his bedroom and tapes himself having one night stands… and then edits the footage and turns it into a music video. Jeff, our guitar player, likes to jump head-first through shop windows and once challenged an entire hockey team to a fistfight. He ended up with a broken nose and even more stitches on his already battered head. And every time we play a new venue I end up shitting or pissing my pants. We are all vile human beings.

King Gary :: So when is your split with Dissector, and your full length coming out ???
Rich Horror :: It should be out by the end of the summer. Joe from Not Common is supposedly taking care of it, as everyone in both bands was too stupid to figure out an order form.

King Gary :: Recently you played two shows in a row with Ghoul, tell us how awesome that was ???
Rich Horror :: Ghoul is definitely the coolest bunch of dudes we've ever played with. They threw cheese and donuts at my car and left the rental van reeking of pot. We're hopefully playing the Goregon Massacre Fest with them next year.

King Gary :: The Boston area metal scene is a lot cooler than the Philly metal scene, what is your secret ???
Rich Horror :: You must be seeing another Boston than I am. I can count the good bands on one hand. Most of the shit out here is that queer slammy death metal bullshit. I'll trade you any day.

King Gary :: How many times have you seen Bitchslicer live ???
Rich Horror :: Twice, the last time you guys came to Massachusetts. I've waited for about six years, ever since someone sent me the mp3 of 'Sodomancer' on IRC.

King Gary :: Tell us more about how that experience changed your life.
Rich Horror :: Since you've left I can't sleep, I can't eat. I wish I was dead.

King Gary :: Have you ever gotten a hand job while watching the scene in Hellraiser II, where the doctor gives the dude who sees maggots crawling out of his skin a straight razor ???
Rich Horror :: My sexual escapades are limited strictly to paying women to urinate and spit on me. There was a period of time where I could only get off if Schindler's List was on. Specifically, the scene where they're carting around all the dead bodies and the little girl in the red dress is on the top of the heap.

King Gary :: How did you get involved with Not Common Records ???
Rich Horror :: I had a pre-existing relationship with his cat. Also, Joe saw us play our first Boston show, and it's been a whirlwind romance ever since.

King Gary :: What all bands is Not Common currently working with ???
Rich Horror :: Aright now it's us, Sin of Angels, Bugs & Rats, Kevorkian's Angels, God's Temple of Family Deliverance from Texas, Rhudra from Singapore, Exactly Violent Style from Japan and the legendary Deceased.

King Gary :: What upcoming releases are planned for Not Common ???
Rich Horror :: Bugs & Rats is already working on their next full-length. Kevorkian's Angels is almost finished their new album. Sin of Angels is going to start recording their next full-length soon. This year we're slated to release the Exactly Violent Style, It Will End In Pure Horror and aforementioned Kevorkian's Angels full lengths, as well as a live album from Deceased.

King Gary :: Remember when I asked you and Joe about doing a Bitchslicer split label release on Not Common & Worldeater Records, so what's up with that ???
Rich Horror :: I'd be all about it. I'll just have to ask Joe when he gets back from his court date for stealing meds from the pharmacy he works at.

King Gary :: What is the craziest thing you where ever arrested for ???
Rich Horror :: I've never been arrested. I'm far too crafty.

King Gary :: What are your favorite horror movies ???
Rich Horror :: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Evil Dead II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hellraiser.

King Gary :: Off the top of your head, how many times do you think you have seen the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre ???
Rich Horror :: This week I've seen it about 10 times. That's probably more or less a weekly average. Do the math.

King Gary :: How much of an influence is Romero on your bands lyrics and subject matter ???
Rich Horror :: It used to be huge. For a while we got away from it, and dealt more with hating everyone in general and junkies in particular. The newer stuff that will be on the album after the first full-length will have more zombie songs. Stuff about certain things in the original scripot for Day of the Dead, a tribute to Bub, and so on.

King Gary :: What are your favorite metal albums ???
Rich Horror :: Anthax's 'Among The Living', Megadeth's 'Ruse In Peace', Slayer's 'Reign In Blood', Voivod's 'Nothingface', Morbid Angel's 'Covenant', GWAR's 'Scumdogs of the Universe', Acid Bath's 'When The Kite String Pops', the list goes on and on and on.

King Gary :: What is your alcohol of choice ???
Rich Horror :: Guinness, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Jack Daniels. Not necessarily in that order.

King Gary :: What is your drug of choice ???
Rich Horror :: Whatever pills I can smash with a hammer and shove up my nose.

King Gary :: So how do you feel about Lance Bass "Coming Out" ???
Rich Horror :: Looks like I'm finally going to get laid.

King Gary :: True or False … Metallica broke up shortly after the release of … and justice for all, and they remain one of the greatest metal bands of all time ???
Rich Horror :: False. Spinal Tap is the greatest metal band of all time.

King Gary :: Would you have sex with a dead body (gender of your choice) ???
Rich Horror :: Right, would I… because I never have done such a thing. Ever. Stop looking at me like that.

King Gary :: If you could afford a Realdoll, would you give up dating ???
Rich Horror :: I gave up dating a long time ago. Hookers will always be better than anything else, because even a doll sticks around after you shoot your protein shake all over their stomach.

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- King Gary (www.Bitchslicer.com)