"One morning, after a long night of drinking Old Turkey, cheap malt liqour,and Rumplemintz, and old man, who was known to all the people in his town as "that creepy old man who talks about donkey-cock," had himself a massive bout of diareha. Sadly, the old man hemoraged during his evacuatuion of bowels and has nothing more to do with this story.

Scabbicack was formed in an unholy and kinda spooky ritual performed by homosexual USC theater students. They called to thier cult lord and master, a vicsious viking warlord metal god named "Otiijxjjaaxajjjr, (Pronounced Oh-TAR) the Not-So-Nice," to create for them the perfect homsexual love slaves. being so very metal, Otiijxjjaaxajjjr, was not pleased by these fags calling in his name, and on his calling card, for more faggotry. enter two Los Angeles Mexican gang members named aaron and addam. they were doing thier normal thing that Mexican gang members do, drinking tequilla, smoking marijuana ciggarettes, and having unprotected sex with various bitches from around the barrio, when Otiijxjjaaxajjjr apeared to them in a corn tortilla. Otiijxjjaaxajjjr was all like "EEEEY MARICONE," and addam and aaron were all like "Damn, B" and Otiijxjjaaxajjjr was all like "Word, vatos locos forever meng." and thence, Otiijxjjaaxajjjr bestowed upon them a magical substance, PCP, and let them partake of 25 pounds of the drug before he sent forth the two gangmembers to murder in cold blood the homos in his cult at the University Of Southern California. it was a bloodbath. great rivers were choked with the dead. Addam and arron both swam in entrails and body fluids, using muscle and bone to build a raft. once they got ashore, they realized that in thier Angel-Dusted homocidal spree, that they had not only killed the cult of Otiijxjjaaxajjjr, but they had also laid waste to Canada purely by accident, and, it seems, no one really cared that Canada was gone. Fuck those pussy-assed pine-jockeys.

They were honoured as being Real American Heros, and given the medal of something award from none other than renouned maniac and actor, OJ Simpson. Mr Simpson was quoted as saying: "I couldn't have done it better my self. these boys are an inspiration to anyone who wants to kill white people. killing white people indeed.

Yes, with Otiijxjjaaxajjjr appeased, and thier service to him now sealed in a sea turned red with blood and a smoldering crater where Toronto once stood, the boys of Scabbicack picked up instruments and cut a few songs. primarily, Addam, who works his days as a kindergarten teacher (he loves fingerpainting... usually his perfered method is draing a white kid of his blood for the class to get dirty with) and is now, in his spare time, constructing a remote device that would shower a city the size of New York City with napalm, killing all who rezide therein. he also voluntiers at his local 4H because he loves baby lambs... Slow Rosted, with mint jelly. he is also not above eating them alive and raw, either. Aaron, has been lost track of, but before he vanished he was known to be working on a device that emits a sonic tone that makes people vomit and shit themselves while ruptueing the ear drums. now, however, it's pretty certain that he is somewhere out doing his master Otiijxjjaaxajjjr's task: killing all white people. where ever a whitey falls, you can be sure it was Aaron who did so. what is known is his Ed Gein-like predilection to wearing the skin of his victims, however not for sexual pleasure, he gets enough of that from raping white women and then beating them to death so they can't get pregnant. he wears the skins for camoflage... the next white person you see may be this fearsome predator incognito! OOO!!! SCARY!!

when these two shall meet up and terorize the world again in the name of Otiijxjjaaxajjjr, the Not-So-Nice, is uncertain, but one thing is clear: if these two take stage in a town near you, either cover your ears or slit your throat, because either way, you're dead, honky."